Well, this tiger woke up one morning to find that he has morphed somewhat into a yellow swallowtail, he has claimed planet yarn as his, as his content satisfied smile shows that he is actually quite proud of himself. Saturn is close by in the background, taking note that he is NOWHERE near Earth, and he is perfectly happy with that. 2' x 2' gallery wrapped oil painting

So this cool cat with the glasses had a little bit of a misunderstanding, however, by the smirk on his face tells you he isn't even mad! Oh do look worried, little kitties in the back, this handsome fellow is about to get frisky! In case you're wondering, yes, I laughed the entire time painting this. Watercolor isn't usually my medium, but I am going to be doing a serious of cat jokes in watercolor, stay tuned!

This lovely bird is about to enjoy her cat-a-pillar, but wait, something has her tail! Oh my. Sounds like karma to me! This will be the last watercolor I am doing for awhile. I don't think it's my medium..

Love Apple, software and Beta? How about a betta blowing apples? Well that didn't sound right at all, did it? I know, I know, I have a twisted sense of humor. Let's keep it that way.

48 x 201/2 " custom built gallery wrapped canvas acrylic on canvas. Bull with kitchen utensil and pan hanging on his horns. This longhorn displays an iron skillet and a spatula on the tips of his horns. Ready to serve himself to you, the bull shows complete selflessness. Olive oil not included. Side effects may occur such as hoof prints, blood stains, bruises, sore muscles, broken teeth and cow saliva.

36"x21" custom built canvas, gallery wrapped. This painting is heavier than normal canvas because of real wood used. Donut dunked in wine is the perfect breakfast for 2020. Goes well with my other wine paintings, Bovine Wine and Hard day at the prairie.

Ever wonder what animals would look like if they acted like humans? Well, pretty ridiculous if you ask me. As you can see here, with the sunk macing the racoon with his hands in the air. This is probably how we look to the animals. They are probably peeking out from the bushes saying, "can you believe these guys?" Hopefully this painting will bring you a lot of laughs, I had to invent a new word for the title. The rainbow in the background represents many things. God's promise put into humans hands, can you see the handprints with translucent pigment on them? I used the translucent pigment because it changes color in the angle that you look at it, just as God's promise changes for the angle of which an individual looks at it. It also represents humanity for the LGBT community. Below are the peace signs on vines loaded with thorns but once you reach peace the thorns are removed, however if you look closely in my initials on the right you will see it is loaded with thorns because, well, I am not perfect. This is mostly oil, with some translucent pigments on a four by four foot gallery wrapped canvas.

Ever wonder what animals would look like if they acted like humans? Well, pretty ridiculous if you ask me. As you can see here, with the sunk macing the racoon with his hands in the air. This is probably how we look to the animals. They are probably peeking out from the bushes saying, "can you believe these guys?" Hopefully this painting will bring you a lot of laughs, I had to invent a new word for the title. The rainbow in the background represents many things. God's promise put into humans hands, can you see the handprints with translucent pigment on them? I used the translucent pigment because it changes color in the angle that you look at it, just as God's promise changes for the angle of which an individual looks at it. It also represents humanity for the LGBT community. Below are the peace signs on vines loaded with thorns but once you reach peace the thorns are removed, however if you look closely in my initials on the right you will see it is loaded with thorns because, well, I am not perfect. This is mostly oil, with some translucent pigments on a four by four foot gallery wrapped canvas. Displayed at Donovan's art and fashion show

How about a nice glass of Bovino? Here a creepily beautiful scene in a world of imaginary bliss comes to life. This 4' by 4' oil on canvas is featured in a high class wine cellar restaurant opening soon in downtown Houston, City Cellar.

My latest, “field of pawsies” so the story goes.. on the island of mailitlekat island, all the white cats were buried in a beautiful field where daisies grew. Over time the daisy seeds morphed with the beloved white cat god’s rested bodies, taking on the genetic personality traits of each cat soul that had been buried on the sacred fields of mailitlekat island. Today they all bloom in the month that the natives call: katsnaughtfowgaughtin. Didplayed at DaVinci Gallery

if it doesn't have a twist in it like this martini does, then it didn't come from a twisted mind! Here we have a prying mantis enjoying his martini at a bar. "Enjoy life while you can" he chirps. Is featured at Donovans art and fashion show

36 x 36 gallery wrapped oil painting of a Lion sitting at the bar telling the waiter to keep that wine coming. It's not easy being the king of the Jungle, here he expresses his concern about the lioness slacking in the hunting department. Nothing is good enough for this grand master. Was featured at Henke's and pillots downtown Houston on October 17 for the art show. Currently displayed at City Cellar, downtown museum district Houston.

Move over rover, Bambi is ready for the moves with the 70's grooves! This gallery wrapped 24 x 24 canvas is Acrylic, oil and imagination collaboration! Bambi makes you smile as "disco disco dance dance" rings in your mind. He reminds you of the simplicity of the 60's and 70's before computers were invented, global warming and before masks were enforced. displayed at DaVinci Gallery

14x14 acrylic on canvas. Tis tree frog "Jim" like Mia tais and Greatful dead concerts. Featured on fineartamerica's promote your artwork and has been displayed at DaVinci Gallery

Ever wake up in the morning and start screaming like a rooster from a foot cramp? This hilarious unique painting will be sure to get a kick and a laugh from all your guests. 24x18 acrylic on stretched canvas. Was displayed at DaVinci Gallery, Tomball, Texas, and Donovans art and fashion show at Henke and Pillots.

16x20 acrylic canvas Tis Tiger has a blue butterfly signifying the silence of the voters, patiently waiting like a Tiger ready to pounce. Was displayed at DaVinci Gallery

This is my imagination on caffeine. If you don't know who Mr. Bean is, google it and I am sure you will get a good laugh from my interpretation of Mr.Bean. My humor and creativeness at it's best. 24x18 acrylic on stretched canvas, original idea, original artwork. Displayed at at DaVinci Gallery in Tomball Texas and Donovan's Art and Fashion show at Henke's and Pillots

Can't fit a tiger in a cup? Says who? Here we have a very concerned tiger wondering if he can drink all that coffee. Or maybe he is concerned about where the heck the rest of his body went. How did he fit in there? And why? So many questions. Might as well just give up and enjoy a cup of coffee. Was displayed at DaVinci Gallery, Tomball, Texas

This Ladybug has so many moods! Is she crazy? Happy? Annoyed? Here she displays all of her beautiful emotions on her sleeve. A rich, colorful acrylic painting on a 24x21 stretched canvas. Was displayed at DaVinci Gallery in Tomball Texas

This beauty displays a sea turtle with a shell of a honeycomb, which took me weeks to figure out what angle it should be at. This surreal flight is very peaceful to look at. I've enjoyed several hours staring at this one, and the positive energy it gives is amazing. The bee minding it's own business on the turtle gives the reflection of nature at it's very connection. We are all connected, as nature, we all need each other to survive. Acrylic on a 30x24 stretched canvas. Was displayed at DaVinci Gallery in Tomball Texas also featured at Donovans' art and fashion show